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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric boobs under her suit/You know I read it in a
    magazine

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit/You know I read it in a magazine



    The story:

    Why would the narrator read about Bennie's clothing choices in
    a magazine? It's more likely he would have seen a photo of her
    wearing that outfit. OTOH, if she had electric *boobs*--
    especially if she were trying to conceal the fact--that would be
    newsworthy.

    I learned the truth from one of the Gavin Edwards mondegreen
    books, which includes a different wrong version of this line.

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