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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's in the half pipe, little bit of thunder.
    She's in my ear and that's what pulls me apart.

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeahShe reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart



    The story:

    My husband and I were at the grocery store, in the frozen foods section when I complained that I had a song stuck in my head. He asked which one, and I said I didn't know the title. So, being alone in the aisle, he tells me to sing a few lines. So I sing a song about a guy in love with a skater chick, listening to the sound of her wheels on the wood. He started laughing so hard, he had to sit on the floor right there next to the frozen peas.

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    That is an awesome misheard. I love when the wrong lyrics make more sense (or at least as much sense) as the actual lyrics. lol

    SquiggleJay Sep 17, 2008 7:20 am