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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Shut up and put your money where your mouth is,
Thats what you get for waking up the neighbours

Artist: Katy Perry

Song: Waking Up In Vegas

Real Lyric: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is,thats what you get for waking up in Vegas

The story:

I never thought much of the song, but didnt realize
what the real words were until I saw the actual
single cover on TV. my wife thought it was a great
joke when I told her...

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Submitted on

7/6/2009 9:36 am

Age it happened

28

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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