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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you.

    Artist: Nickelback
    Real Lyric: Living with me must have damned near killed you.



    The story:

    I asked my buddy Tom "So who does that Slim Whitman song?" Tom said, "What?" He then informed me that the real lyrics were "Little Women must have damn near killed you". I accepted his answer. Tom then told Scott how I had miss heard the lyrics and what they really were. I think I was slightly less embarassed, but it was pretty close.

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