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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Slow man's trumpet.....slow!

    Artist: Billy Squier
    Song: The Stroke
    Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me.....stroke!



    The story:

    Actually this was my little cousin Dave. He was about 9 and we were sophisticated freshmen in high school when the song came out. We heard him singing this while playing out in his back yard. We looked at each other, then looked at him, and just burst out laughing hysterically. I mean, he REALLY thought Billy was singing Slow Man's Trumpet. Listen to the song, it really kinda does sound like that! We picked on him for years afterwards.

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