The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
I placed this on Facebook, along with a conspiracy
theory that Steve Jobs was a time travelling space
alien, since that was the only way Def Leppard
could sing about iPhone's 20 years before they
A friend took me seriously and went to great pains
to list the actual lyrics. This was going to
either be embarrassing for me, because others
would believe I was stupid enough to believe it.
Or embarrassing for him, for being foolish enough
to think that I believed it.
Since he clearly thought I believed this
nonsense...I figured it was fair game and bounced
it right back at him.
Incidentally, he was in the RAF during the second
world war. He knows perfectly well there is no
such thing as a Radar Phone. So I told him that my
lyrics make more sense. Because they do! :)
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