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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sure-handed joy. Sure-handed joy.
    Journey through life with a plastic boy hole.
    Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide.
    & when it breaks down or starts to annoy, oh.
    Gripes when it moves & gives you a joy,
    Cause it cheats on your hat or had s

    Real Lyric: Share and enjoy. Share and enjoy,Journey through life with a plastic boy or,Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide,& when it breaks down or starts to annoy,Grinds when it moves & gives you no joy,Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat,Bled oil on your floor or ripped off your door,You get to the point you can't stand any more,Bring it to us, we won't give a figWe'll tell you, boop-boop-beep-boop!Go stick your head in a pig.



    The story:

    My friend was like "I know he has an accent AND a
    duotone robotic voice, but how do you hear "d**k"
    instead of "head?"

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