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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Taking care of biscuits every day
    Taking care of biscuits every way
    I've been taking care of biscuits, it's all mine
    Taking care of biscuits and working overtime
    WORK OUT!

    Artist: BTO
    Song: Takin' Care Of Business
    Real Lyric: Taking care of business every dayTaking care of business every wayI've been taking care of business, it's all mineTaking care of business and working overtimeWork out!

    The story:

    We were on a trip from Ohio back home to Florida and the song came on the radio.
    My daughter was sitting in the back in her little carseat and she just started singing her little heart out. She had this serious little look on her face the whole time.

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    Submitted by

    HeatherFred15

    Submitted on

    6/3/2010 6:00 pm

    Age it happened

    4

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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