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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The morning sun touched like Leon the eyes of Lucy Jordan

    Real Lyric: The morning sun touched lightly on the eyes of Lucy Jordan



    The story:

    I could've sworn Leon was Lucy's husband (Leon Jordan sounds legit, amirite?).
    However, I went to look it up for I had always been wondering why Leon would touch his wife's eyes. Rather creepy thought, but some people like creepy things...

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