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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There might be a little dust on the Bible
    But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
    There might be a little dust on the Bible
    It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time

    Real Lyric: There might be a little dust on the bottleBut don't let it fool ya about what's insideThere might be a little dust on the bottleIt's one of those things that gets sweeter with time



    The story:

    I was in a bar listening to my favorite country music band play. I
    was sitting with the girlfriend of the guitar player when this song
    came on. We got to the chorus and she busted out laughing. This
    is when I discovered I had the lyric wrong. But hey, if you listen to
    the song, it actually works...

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