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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's a lady who's short
    Her lil' clitoris is gone
    And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven.



    The story:

    In High School I was part of the Stage Production for the HS plays. We would play music as we built each stage. I happen to bring IV (ZOSO) and play it for everyone.

    I start to sing to the album, quite loudly and then I noticed during Stairway everyone stopped and giggled at me after I sang that lyric. I was confused and I started asking what was so funny...

    Rob, the head of the stage crew, took me aside and told me the REAL lyrics. I was embarassed a bit but had to laugh myself.

    I always figured my version was correct because if I was a woman and my clitoris was gone, I'd want to "buy a stairway to heaven" as well.

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