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    This bar band in Candidasa (Bali) sang it as:

    I think I'm gonna be sad,
    Tickets today, yeah!
    Two got cotton de feet
    Down on the road, yeah

    (Chorus correct, god bless 'em)

    Sink down reeling in bed
    Bringin' me down, yeah

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: I think I'm gonna be sad,I think it's today, yeah.The girl that's driving me madIs going away.She's got a ticket to ri-hide,She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide,She's got a ticket to ride,But she don't care.She said that living with meWas bringing her down yeah.She would never be freeWhen I was around.She's got a ticket to ri-hide,She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide,She's got a ticket to ride,But she don't care.I don't know why she ridin' so high,She ought to think twice,She ought to do right by me.Before she gets to saying goodbye,She ought to think twice,She ought to do right by me.I think I'm gonna be sad,I think it's today yeah.The girl that's driving me madIs going away, yeah.Ah, she's got a ticket to ri-hide,She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide,She's got a ticket to ride,But she don't care.I don't know why she ridin' so high,She ought to think twice,She ought to do right by me....She said that living with me,Was bringing her down, yeah.She would never be freeWhen I was around...



    The story:

    No, this is not my embarrassment. The band was
    fascinatingly in error and it was VERY entertaining.

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