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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is the closest thing to gravy

    Artist: Katie Melua
    Real Lyric: This is the closest thing to crazy



    The story:

    ok, not exactly misheard; a friend of mine insisted on singing this "modification" all the time, and was convinced that Bisto were missing a trick by not recording the alternative version as an advert for gravy. Strangely enough though, the friend in question was best mates with Mike Batt, the bloke who produced that song, and Melua's manager at the time I believe.

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