The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was belting the lyrics out loud when my husband, before he was my husband and he started laughing. I asked why and he said what's so horrible about being tied to machines that make you pee? At the time I had a tiny bladder and that idea was torture to me.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
7/11/2006 7:32 am
Age it happened
20
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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I was trying to decipher the lyrics on paper. A friend of mine saw the lyrics and started singing them, full Hetfield. He literally choked on the line and couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes. I said, "What, he's on dialysis! He's got no legs, how would he go to the bathroom!?" I agree, a more medically sound version.
AvidRay Oct 21, 2014 11:45 pm