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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tongue drives you to the resserection where you go

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go



    The story:

    At my brother's high school graduation,the valedictorian quoted the song, "We're at another turning point, a fork stuck in the road, where time grabs us by the wrist,directs us where to go. So make the best of this test, but don't ask why. It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time, so make the best of this test and don't ask why! It's not a question. but a lesson learned in time!" My friend, who also believed my theory, screamed " YOU SAID IT WRONG" the person sitting behind us explained it to us.

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