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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Two Chickens and a pair of dice

    Artist: Eddie Money
    Real Lyric: Two Tickets to Paradise



    The story:

    A close friend of mine finally confessed to everyone that for years he just couldn't figure out what was going on with Eddie Money and what was up with two chickens and a pair of dice... then he found out the name of the song and figured it out. I have to add that it took him a few years of being clean and sober to figure it out. It has now become a part of inside humor in our group of crazies.

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