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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We are, we are
    You've gotta lettuce-shine

    Artist: P.O.D.
    Real Lyric: We are, We AreYouth of the Na-tion



    The story:

    My friend was asking if I had the song by POD on my iPod called "Youth of the Nation". I told him no and asked him to sing it to see if I knew it. He sang it correctly, and I was all "that's not how it goes", and challenged him to a bet. We looked up the lyrics, and sure enough he was right. After I paid him the $5, I embarrassingly confessed I thought "lettuce-shine" was some sort of contrived metaphor or euphemism used in times of tragedy.

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