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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Weep not for your mammaries'

    Artist: Sarah McLachlan
    Real Lyric: "Weep not for your memories"



    The story:

    When this song first came out I thought it was a specialty song for breast cancer research. While out to lunch with some co-workers we were discussing music etc. and I told them I thought it was a little weird that a song would be done like this. They all got these shocked looks on their faces, mouths open and staring at me like I was out of my mind and then burst into laughter. I couldn't figure out what they thought was so funny until after about 10 minutes of hysterical laughing one of them told me what the real lyrics were. I still can't listen to that song without hearing mammaries instead of memories.

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