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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When all the soldiers taken from the sea
    I stand dethroned
    I'm naked and I weep
    But when your finger points so solidly
    Is anybody there to believe in me
    To hear my pee and take care of me?

    Artist: Freddie Mercury
    Real Lyric: When all the salt is taken from the seaI stand dethronedI'm naked and I bleedBut when your finger points so savagely,Is anybody there to believe in meTo hear my plea and take care of me?

    The story:

    I heard it again and thought it was "finger points
    so saladly"

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