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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you see the Jolly Roger on vagina's shiny sores

    Artist: Captain Tractor
    Real Lyric: When the see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores



    The story:

    It actually wasn't "all these years". My best friend made me a mix
    CD with this song on it, and I popped it into my player and started
    listening. My roommate was listening as well, and when we got to
    that lyric we both jumped and fell over laughing. We searched
    online and then found the real one, but the first few times we were
    really fooled!

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