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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where it's covered in avocado lights

    Artist: Soundtracks
    Real Lyric: Where it's covered in all the colored lights



    The story:

    I was singing this quietly while I was at school
    and I was saying "Avocado lights" and my friend
    leaned over to me and said, "Hey you know it's 'all
    the colored lights' not 'avocado lights', right?" I
    pretended to know to that in order to save the rest
    of my dignity.

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