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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the lights out in the steakhouse

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous



    The story:

    It was actually my college roommate who misheard them...apparently she'd been living under a rock throughout high school and had never heard a Nirvana song until I played Nevermind for her (about 6 years after Kurt Cobain died). I was bringing the CD with us to listen to in the car, and in her excitement she sang her version of Smells Like Teen Spirit in the crowded elevator.

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