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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can't dress in fashion till you spend a lot of money

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money



    The story:

    I beg to differ with Mr. Joel on this point. It's easy, and not too
    expensive, to dress trashy. Dressing in fashion is supposed to
    signal that you (or your parent, spouse, lover, or sugar daddy on
    your behalf) can afford to spend that kind of money on clothing.
    Mr. Joel even says so later in the song: "Have you heard about
    the new fashion, honey?/All you need are looks and a whole lot
    of money". Which was why I never suspected I had been
    mishearing this line until my Echo Show displayed the alleged
    correct version.

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