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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You say - you are totally complete, when you're lying next to me
    I say - even your turds will taste sweet, when you're lying next to me

    Artist: Freezepop
    Real Lyric: You say - you are totally complete when you're lying next to meI say - even your tears will taste sweet when you're lying next to me



    The story:

    I knew the group had some wacky lyrics, but I thought that had to be over the top, even for them. I was singing along to the song about a week ago with my mother in the room. I knew that line was coming up, so I faked a coughing fit and just muttered the line... Seems I forgot my mother's super human sense of hearing - she caught what I muttered!

    Looked up the lyrics that night.

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