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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're a box of tissues
    Don't become one who hits his children
    Bonzo goes to three girls and they ask for a cup of cheese
    As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me
    Breaking all the balls in town somehow it's stinking for a policy

    Artist: Ramones
    Song: Bonzo Goes To Bitburg
    Real Lyric: You're a politicianDon't become one of hitler's childrenBonzo goes to bitburg and goes out for a cup of teaAs I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered meDrink in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy

    The story:

    I heard this song watching School of Rock. My friend Justine, being a big Ramones fan, loves this song and when we sang it, she wanted to know what I said. To this day, she never lets me hear the end of this and it's so embarassing

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    Submitted by

    DesertRose98

    Submitted on

    9/24/2008 11:24 am

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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