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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've washed your handcream of this

    Song: Hands Clean
    Real Lyric: You've washed your hands clean of this



    The story:

    As a kid, I misheard something from just about every single Alanis song on the radio, and there were a lot of them on then. One day in the car I asked my mom why this guy would wash his hand cream off, since that seems a bit counter-productive. In my defense, I wasn't yet that familiar with the "wash your hands clean of it" idiom!

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