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    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Paint It Black" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rolling Stones

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Paint It Black" by Rolling Stones? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Paint It Black" Lyrics

    I have to turn my head and drink from th
    I see the girls walk by dressed in their
    I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it
    I want to see a bagel, painted black
    No more will my green seagull turn a dee
    i see a riddle...
    I see a rickshaw and I want it painted b
    I want to see a baby, baby, baby, painte
    I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it
    I see a rickshaw and i want it painted b
    No more will my green seagull turn a dee
    I see a Renoir and I want to paint it bl
    No more will my real seagull turn a deep
    No more will my great seagull turn a dee
    I see a Renoir and I want to paint it bl
    I see a life of Tarzan there all painted
    I have to turn my head and drink from th
    I see a riddle and I want to paint it bl
    I see a rental and I want to paint it bl
    I see a radio and I want it painted blac
    I see a rectal and I want to paint it bl

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