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    "Twilight Zone" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Golden Earring

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Twilight Zone" Lyrics

    We s**t
    So you will call me up When the bullet h
    This place is a mad-house, feels like be
    Yeah I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
    See you're a garden gnome When the bulle
    Feels like being cloned By aliens in boo
    Help, I'm slipping into the Twilight Zon
    You'll be dead before the bullet hits th
    Faces in a mouse/feels like King Kong
    My Vidale shampoo, under moon and star.
    Help I'm slippin' into the Dialup Zone T
    With a bowl of Esteban.
    Place is a madhouse, feel I'm being blow
    When my brother has the phone
    Pissed off on the borderline
    Well I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone
    Mrs. Toomyhouse feels like being blown.
    When the boy hits the phone
    Feels like being pwned
    "....pissed off on the borderline...."
    ".......submarines in my head..."
    My beatnik's been moved on a moonlit sta
    It's 2 am and the beer is gone
    Fifth star from the borderline
    Rest stop from the borderline
    This is a madhouse, feels like being gro

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