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    "Come on Eileen" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Dexy's Midnight Runners

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Come on Eileen" Lyrics

    When you wear that dress, It brings out
    Come on Eileen Oh I swear we cook Beans
    Oh, I smell like your knees
    These people round here - my god, I suck
    ,God your dirty
    Son of la hoodlum
    Come on Eileen oh, I swear on your knees
    Virgin dirty
    And we can sing just like a boner
    Come On, Eileen, Beluga-Butt
    Pretty Black Dress or Pretty White Dress
    You threw Super glue
    Would you get undressed? I thought we'd
    Come on Eileen oh i swear i'll be mean..
    Poor old Johnny Ray When at Santa Pod th
    Gonna hump this chick forever
    the girl i suck'n smoke dry face of what
    Oh you need your rest I thought I'd conf
    Cum on Eileen, oh I swear will come clea
    Mohammed Ali Well he stings like a bee
    Mohammed Ali
    Our lovers play, saddle up hornblower No
    Aluva Lavay!!
    You in that dress, It shows out your bre
    We can smoke dried ice
    Take off your dress
    Come on Eileen, oh i swear by baked bean
    Come on Eileen You got cum on your jeans
    (We're goin' to Hanalei!) (We're goin'
    I've watched you undress, Now let me fon
    Poor old John was gay, such a f** under
    I want a laundry
    Beans beat round down here, round to the
    Put on Johnny right Sound and sat upon t
    Youth group So cruel
    Youth group So cruel

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