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    "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Fall Out Boy

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Lyrics

    This ain't a ceiling, it's a...dead ostr
    I'm a little man And I'm also evil, also
    This ain't a scene, it's a God damned ar
    This ain't a sink its a goddemn ass face
    I'm a little man! And I'm also evil! Als
    I'm a little man And I'm also evil Also
    I look great in red, and my laugh's so e
    I am a leading man, and oh so emo oh so
    This ain't a scene it's your God damned
    I'm a little man, and I'm also emo, also
    This is, this is a god d*** outrage
    I'm the leading man, and the lies I weav
    This ain't a scene, It's a god-d**n rse
    I'm a little man, and I'm so evil, also
    I am an arse stealer, spitting on you wi
    This ain't a scene its a god**** arse fa
    This ain't a scene it's a, Dead horse r
    This ain't city,its a golf dare a** face
    I am an arm stealer
    I'm a little man. And I'm also evil, als
    This ain't a scene and it's a god d***
    I am an arm stealer.
    I am an arse dealer
    I'm a Little Man I'm also Evil I'm also
    I am an arm stealer/Hitting you with the
    This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arse
    I am the little man and the lies I weave
    This ain't a sea, it’s a god damn arse r
    The lies I weave and I'm so into Kate
    Lucy, Lucy, it’s a God damned arms race
    You see, you see, she's a God damn arse
    This aint a sin, it's a dead horse race
    This ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s fa
    Let's eat lets eat, it's a dead ostrich
    This ain't for free it's a god damn hors
    this aint a scene its a god damn arse fa
    1. I'm a little man, I'm also evil oh so
    I'm a little man And also evil Also into
    This ain't a scene it's a goddamn arse r
    "Hey Mister Bean, you're a goddamn **s f
    As long as the room keeps spinning That'
    stainless steel is a golf cart arse face
    i'm a millionare and the lies so evil i'
    This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arse
    This Ain't a Scene It's A God-damn Arse
    I am an arms dealer, Fiddy you, with wea
    I'm a ladies man, And the lazer weeble's
    This ain't a scene, it's god's damned as
    This ain't a seat, it's a god damn arse
    Fenway is born, believe, Catch a mother
    All you need is love-- and a lie so evil
    I'm a little man, but I'm oh so evil, I
    Lizzie, Lizzie, it's the cup dead cars r
    And don't really care wish I ate wings
    Crushing not like hipster cause, but noa
    Tom Riddle cares, which pie whines
    I'm a bleeding man, and I'm also emo, oh
    As long as the room keeps spinning That'

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