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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You make me take off my clother before you let me come in
    I can't believe you sick your c**k goodnight
    C'mon baby you must be jerkin' it right?!

    Artist: Shania Twain
    Song: That Don't Impress Me Much
    Real Lyric: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machineYou make me take off my shoes before you let me get inI can't believe you kiss your car good nightC'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!

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    not embarassed...well maybe...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/18/2002 3:41 pm

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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