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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Watch out, Boy,
    She'll chew your butt."

    Artist: Hall & Oates
    Song: Maneater
    Real Lyric: "Watch out, Boy, She'll chew you up."



    The story:

    When the song was a hit I was about ten or so. I was singing the real lyrics around my cousin, five years my senior, mind you. She "corrected me", and was incredulous that her youngest cousin was reluctant to come around to "the truth".

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