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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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For forty days and for forty nights,
She was out of sight,
But who can stand when she's in Japan,
Herding shepherd lambs,
Gonna dance on the floor in a round.

Artist: Michael Jackson

Song: Billie Jean

Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights,Law was on my sideBut who can tell when she's in demand, Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in a round

The story:

I am a big MJ fan and have always thought that the lyrics I'd been singing all this time were a bit weird but took it as true.
Went to Karaoke and froze mid-song when the real lyrics came on screen and the penny dropped.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/25/2002 4:17 am

Age it happened

25

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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