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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not you're with someone who was killing the wife of a postman.

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.



    The story:

    I was on a roadtrip with some friends, and this was on a cd that we were listening to, and we all sang along very enthusiastically, until it came to these lines when we all mumbled, and I offered up my interpretation of the lines, everyone laughed at me, and when I got to a computer I looked up the right lines.

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