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Latest Misheard Stories

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Take me to the midget and the Mormon
On this dorky night
Where the children of tomorrow share their drinks
With killer bees

Take me to the midget and the Mormon
On this dorky night
Where the children of tomorrow dream of whips
Of whips and chains

Artist: Scorpions

Song: Winds of Change

Real Lyric: Take me to the magic of the momentOn a glory nightWhere the children of tomorrow share their dreamsWith you and meTake me to the magic of the momentOn a glory nightWhere the children of tomorrow dream awayIn the wind of change

The story:

I'm still convinced this is actually what they're saying. But all the lyrics websites are against me.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

12/2/2006 1:24 am

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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