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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Business man, drink my wine
    Come and dig my herb

    Artist: Jimi Hendrix
    Real Lyric: Business man, drink my winePlough man dig my earth



    The story:

    I sang this song in my cover band FOR YEARS this way. One day, a really polite older gentleman pointed out to me on stage that, while Jimi was known to light one up, the real lyrics (Bob Dylan's) were altogether sedate.

    From that moment on... I STILL sang it wrong, because it makes so much more sense! The real lyrics are wacky.

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