And your teacher can't keep still
Never knew me a Valentine and I guess I never will

The story:

I thought the song was about Charlie Brown - you know, Susie, the red-headed girl.... poor Charlie Brown never had a Valentine...I had a very hyper first-grade teacher, who could not keep still, and I guessed maybe charlie Brown's was, too. Then, in college, I heard the real words on the radio...and died laughing!