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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We've got to hold on to what we've got
    Doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not
    We've got Echada, and that's a lot
    For love, we'll give in a shot

    Oh, we're half a pear
    Oh-oh, living on bread
    Take my head
    and we'll make a nice sweater
    Livi

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: We've got to hold on to what we've gotDoesn't make a difference if make it or notWe've got eachother, and that's a lotFor love- we'll give it a shot.Oh, we're half way thereOh-oh, we're livin on a prayerTake my hand,And we'll make it I swearLivin on a prayer



    The story:

    Actually, i was about two, and my sister decided to show a tape of me (at two) screeching this into a hairbrush in a diaper and spaghetti sauce to my boyfriend (at 14). I realized then i still didn't know the lyrics, and even though they sounded like them, i doubted Bon Jovi was the type to sing about knitting.

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