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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
    But in his own mind he's the, he's the double s**t

    Artist: The Offspring
    Real Lyric: Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hipBut in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick



    The story:

    While singing out loud in the car, my daughter who was 13 looked
    at me and asked what I thought the words were. I explained that if
    you were "the s**t" that meant you were cool or skilled. So this guy
    thought he was twice as cool as everyone else. She laughed
    hysterically and patiently corrected me and my wife (I had
    convinced my wife I was right earlier) as to the actual lyrics.

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