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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    no milk today
    the factory is closed
    the people eat their clothes
    it's better than their toes

    Artist: Herman's Hermits
    Song: No Milk Today
    Real Lyric: No milk today, my love has gone awayThe bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawnNo milk today, it seems a common sightBut people passing by don't know the reason why

    The story:

    my sister and i were in a really goofy mood when the song came on and even if our version of it didn't exactly fit in with the melody, we thought it was funny. we've been singing that way ever since.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/16/2003 4:29 am

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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