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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm so affable, I'm so affable
    I'm so affable and she's so cold
    I'm so affable, I'm unflappable
    I'm so affable and she's so cold

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for herI'm so hot for her and she's so coldI'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for herI'm so hot for her and she's so cold



    The story:

    About fifteen minutes ago, I was listening to
    the song again and deduced that "affable" was
    being used only in the first verse. Decided to
    get online to find the real lyrics. I was utterly
    crushed! No way! I've been singing it this way
    for...what?...twenty-something years? And the
    main reason I've
    always admired this song is that it was the
    only one I'd ever heard that actually managed
    to use the word 'affable"!

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