The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing my Granmother her favourite song at her 90th birthday party and all the family were there, i got up on the stage while the band played and sung my version and everybody just stared and i was like "oh my god - i've never even had sex before"
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
5/21/2003 6:09 am
Age it happened
58
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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