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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lucy in the Sky with Linus

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds



    The story:

    It was my sister who heard it wrong. We were quite young when the record came out but our older brother would buy records, record them on our reel-to-reel (ask your father) and then return the record to the record store. So my sister wrote down the songs on the box the reel was kept in. She must have been about 8. It made more sense to us this way because Charlie Brown was very big in our world

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