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    Why dont we get drunk and spew

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
    Real Lyric: Why dont we get drunk and screw

    The story:

    It was accually my sister who asked mom "Why would anybody want to get drunk and spew? That doesnt sound like much fun at all"?...I meen who likes to spew, right?
    Mom mantained that she didnt know why anyone would desire to engage in such practices:) It struck my sister many years later..."EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"..."So thats what they were saying all this time!"

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/11/2003 3:52 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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