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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    i grew hair for you
    this is what i wear for you
    when you leave
    i wanna go there with you
    i grew hair for you

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: I'll Be There For You
    Real Lyric: i'll be there for youthese five words i swear to youwhen you breathe i wanna be the air for youi'll be there for you

    The story:

    when i was at my friends house we were singing and i told her she got the words wrong i said you better get it right if your a fan!
    but alas it was me
    i thought it was about jon growing hair

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/12/2003 6:39 am

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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