The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was at that oh-so-awkward age of 11 and among a group of twenty-somethings. One of them had an adorable little three-year-old daughter. Rachel was performing various songs for the group, entertaining them with her charm. When she started singing this song, I guess my jealously overcame me and I felt the need to correct this little naive child. "Rachel, Rachel," I said, right in the middle of her performance. "It's not 'put up your dukes, it's 'get off your tush and let's get down to it'. All eyes were on me, and let's just say they weren't looking at me with the adoration I so craved. After their disgust wore off, they erupted in laughter that I can still hear to this day--24 years later.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
7/7/2003 4:49 am
Age it happened
11
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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