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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around wearing young girls' socks.

Artist: Michael Jackson

Song: Billie Jean

Real Lyric: People always told me be careful of what you doAnd don�t go around breaking young girls� hearts

The story:

I sang this version all the time when I was little because I loved the Thriller Michael Jackson. I just didn't know why he would want to wear girls' socks. Someone finally told me the right words. Ugh!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

7/20/2003 10:34 pm

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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