I wore goggles when you were not
here

The story:

Singing along in the car with friends
when they all looked at me funny and
started laughing, they were laughing
so hard that it took them about five
minutes to tell me what was so
damn funny! Still never live it down if
it comes on the radio, they all sing
my version at the top of their voices
and then laugh hysterically for ages -
I now join in! Thought it was an odd
line!