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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Heraldo, Your Mama
You'll always have the thunder.
We can always pay by ear,
And that's the deal by deal.

Artist: Shakira

Song: Whenever Wherever

Real Lyric: Thereover, hereunderYou'll never have to wonderWe can always play by earBut that's the deal my dear

The story:

I'm not even going to TELL you how dumb I felt. But when I can't understand what's being sung, I tend to make up my own lyrics anyway. But it reached a head when my friend convinced me to do karaoke with her...and picked this song. ANd I sang my own version.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

7/22/2003 12:34 pm

Age it happened

20

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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