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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And little early-birdy gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
    Song: Blinded by the Light
    Real Lyric: And little early-birdy came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The story:

    I was just now on a lyrics website and I started busting out laughing when I saw what the real lyrics were. I always felt weird singing that, but still yelled them out anyway. I even asked people what the hell curly-wurly was, thinking it was some exotic form of anal sex! Nobody laughed at me, so I guess no one thought I was wrong. Damn, I'm an idiot.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/22/2003 7:35 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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